Nuclear Security In India

Coal Mines Planning and Designing India Limited (CMPDIL)
was using a Uranium based analyzer which is a potential hazard for 1.5km vicinity. For the last 5 years this hazardous unit was stored at an abandoned building at Hazaribagh which had no security and is now missing.

What I am scared about is that some unsuspecting individual might try to rip open the instrument or even worse get rid of it by burning it or burying it. I am scared about the potential contamination threat it poses for the villagers and groundwater around.

Although everyone (including Green-Peace) is more interested in finding out how Wipro recycles its keyboards. Nobody has booked a case against this public sector company for criminal negligent storage and improper disposal of hazardous material

2) Everyday I see a Traffic Police guy standing in the middle of street battling smoke from all 4 directions. He wears at max a cotton handkerchief and rarely any protection for the noise due to constant honking of automobiles.
If his employer was a private company, this same government would have slapped a hefty fine for Hazardous working conditions and sought to get compensation for the Traffic Police. But a government cannot fine another department… so nobody cares.

Due to the communist legacy, most Indians have a blind trust in governments and think that businesses are run by crooks and conman. But this is not entirely true.

A private company is regularly visited by greedy inspectors of all possible departments just to find a flaw in the establishment. I am against bribes, but this extortion enforces compliance. Inspectors and government officials can earn big bucks, and businessman works day and night to ensure that he is not in violation of the law and hence not blackmailed.

Government and public sector companies unfortunately cannot pay bribe. So nobody is interested in checking for compliance. Hence they can get away with almost anything.

Humor Quotes

Funny Quotes

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!”
– George Best –

“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”
– Spike Milligan. –

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
– Agatha Christie –

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
– Golda Meir –

I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
– Monica Piper –

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
– Eric Sykes –

I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
– Jimmy Carter –

A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’
The doctor says, ‘It’s because of old age’
The woman says, ‘Doctor, I want a second opinion.’
The doctor says: ‘Sure – you’re ugly too’
– Tommy Cooper –

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I
have been searching for evidence which could support this.
– Bertrand Russell –

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some
men should be happier than others.
– Oscar Wilde –

A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42.
There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’ 😛
– Lord Barnett –

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen –