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dear abby

Dear abby
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning; and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college, he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

response:

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump this bum! Good grief, woman; you don’t need him anymore.
You’re a Senator from New York and a candidate for President of the United
States. Act like it.