Two women were talking. “I’m so out of shape. I’ve got to start exercising.”
The other said, “I know the feeling. I signed up for an aerobics class and I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped, and perspired for almost an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, my class was over!”
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“Dear son,
I’ve got another question about my new computer. How do I take a movie I recorded off of cable TV, fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM drive so I can email it to my brother’s cell phone so he can make a copy on his camcorder?
Love, Dad.”