Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ………
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
11 replies on “Asskissing In Life Gets You Far”
LOL .. :-)) . Good answer for all “Havabazi”
I think I’ll settle for ATTITUDE
Good one for those who feel are egocentric and feel that they more than 100%
🙁 unfortunately that include proud and arrogant guys like me 🙁
PhD in Chemical Engineering. I had inquired about you from Amit way back in August… He said that you were his roommate too… 🙂 Cool.
@kokonad….
ya.. he is a nice guy.. and one of my closest friends 🙂 so whats ur topic for PhD?
ha ha, quite true !
Sorry, had forgotten about checking the reply to my comment here! 😀 PhD in chemical engineering. Coming here directly after a dual degree at IITM.
@kokonad…
wow.. thats great news.. do me a favor… trouble Amit as much and as frequently as possible
You hit the nail on its head.Bravo! 😉
yes… i recently started that on experimental basis… and that seems to be working excellent for me….
my boss has recently approved a company financed vacation