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Before Marriage

He: Yes at last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do u want me to leave???
He: No, don’t even think about it.
She: Do u love me???
He: Of course.
She: have u ever cheated on me???
He: No, why are you even asking???
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes
She: Will you hit me???
He: No way, i am not such a kind of a person.
She: Can I trust u?
He: Yes
She: Dear!

Now after marriage u read it from bottom to top.

-Forwarded by Suri

26 replies on “Before Marriage”

:))

A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds:”Husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.

hey sri

//A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds:”Husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.//

Now I understand how Bharatmatrimony.com and Shaadi.com works!! lol.

Ankur ,
.. I heard an exactly similar joke //
hey who said it’s a joke 😛
u think I shd have added ‘based on a true story’ ?

Thiru
.. how Bharatmatrimony.com and Shaadi.com works!! lol.//
dont tell me these are thrift shops 😉

Mohan…
Glad u enjoyed them 🙂

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

lol…. 😉

hey Prerna..
the forgotten one wld have thgt ‘good riddance’ and celebrated..
now hear these 😛

What’s the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.

What’s the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don’t know, I’ve never seen either one.

@ Pr3rna and sree

that bought just a smile on my face…still good one..

how bt this one…???

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends “.

lol 🙂

@ Nitin
=))

Hey this would be a better idea for women who like pain in their lives 😉

This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, four of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER! This chain brings luck. One woman’s pit bull died, and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle. An unmarried Jewish woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an orthodontist and a gynecologist. You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back.

Good Luck with the catch 😉

Hey Ankur…just saw ur comment 🙂 will do ? or u want more 😉

How abt this 😛

One day three men were walking along and came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.

The first man prayed to GOD saying, “Please, GOD, give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! GOD gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD saying, “Please, GOD, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.” Poof! GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to GOD saying, “Please, GOD, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.” And, poof! GOD turned him into a woman.

She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.

good ones.. @sree..

But the foolishness is at par..with this one..

(only if you can take this..)

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints…

@Nitin

It sounds more like a fact than a joke :))

try this

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

Never under estimate the prudence of a woman 😉

“It sounds more like a fact than a joke ” is it?
I need an explanation.. 😉 are the current gen kids(girls) that much informed on the topic?

well to be honest…i never indulge in showing male dominance etc..this thread just started wid the joke..and some one said “give/reply/ ans to him(me)”..so i was just playing that challenge..

I have more jokes here to pull women down..but thats not my intention..my intention is to just make u bite u r nail..hope u got it..
😉

shud we keep on posting our jokes?

It wud be boring isn’t it? any other topic of your interest? ,lets fight on that 🙂

Hi Nitin..
hey..its all in good cheer 🙂
they are just jokes !

I need an explanation.. are the current gen kids(girls) that much informed on the topic? //
:)) am not sure if they are well informed on the topic..but sure are aware of things. A ten year old told me she has a ‘crush’ on a guy called ‘Rafael’ and she added ‘well..um um u know…he is good-looking and all that’..I burst out laughing :)) Talking abt ‘crushes’ has become a dining table topic 🙂

i never indulge in showing male dominance etc..//
one is never identified with the kind of jokes he/she posts.
we enjoyed ur jokes

my intention is to just make u bite u r nail..//
ahaa..and our intention was just to make u wake up to reality =))
just kidding 😛

any other topic of your interest? ,lets fight on that //
what’s ur stand on ‘Men’s right’ post ?

Men’s right?

Is there any post?

and if you can tell me where excatly u r concern is as far as Men’s right goes..it will be easy for me to put my views on it…

pls tell me the area of concerns where u think abt Men’s Right.

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