Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo. Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year…namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo, I told him. It’s been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won’t underestimate a blonde anymore.