A husband and wife were waiting in the consultation room when the doctor entered. “And what seems to be the problem, Mrs. Smith?”
“My husband worries constantly about money.”
The doctor absentmindedly replied, “Ah, I think we can relieve him of that!”
At a cocktail party, the curvaceous blonde was the center of attention. Standing in the middle of the room, she was surrounded by almost every man there. Finally, one woman turned to her husband and said, “I just don’t see what they see in her.”
“I don’t either,” replied her husband as he started across the room.
“I’ll take a closer look!”