A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” His father replied, “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.”
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Anuj’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, “Anuj seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.”
The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father.”