Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha “Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon”.
Wife ne jawab diya Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss miley:
Hisaab bhej rahi hoon –
Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya ,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.
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PS: kaash mai apne ghar ka kharcha aisa chala sakoo