Happiness is like peeing your pants… Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

When a woman wears leather clothing
a mans heart beats faster
his throat gets dry
and he gets weak in the knees
he can not think, or even speak
Ever wonder why?

Because: She smells like a new car!
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