“It was my 30th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too great when I woke up that morning.
I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably have a present for me.
She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone “Happy Birthday.”
I figured, “Well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember.” The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.”
I felt a little better – at least someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, “That’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.
We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at me and said, “If you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
Mad at my wife for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, I felt justified in staying. “Sure,” I
excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.
They were all singing Happy Birthday… and there I sat on the couch… naked.”
14 replies on “Happy Birthday”
Hey Ankur,
Come on. I know you can churn out better ones.
Voracious Blog Reader
hey this was from ur fav partner… not me…
BTW our stock of jokes is seriously depleted…. so if u have some good jokes/giggles… plz share.
@ Ankur
Oops. Wanted to pull your leg as usual. Never looked at the author’s name. 🙁
Jokes, giggles? Will see if I have saved any.
Voracious Blog Reader
Hey partner…got ur point 🙂
Ankur and I liked the joke and thgt we’d share it with u guys 🙂
but as Ankur said we are low on joke collection.
@vbr…
ohh u can press and massage my legs as much as u want… after all who can refuse a royal treatment.
Ankur , come out of ur anaesthesia !
we are treating ur fracture..not giving u a pedicure 😛
so u girls have drugged me and r torturing me too? what have i done to deserve this?
We gave u anaesthesia and made u feel like royalty. And look at the reciprocation we get 🙁
Some people never change..
u mean to say drugging someone so that he/she cannot understand the realty is a favor?
u wld’nt feel the pain , rt ?
anyways..stop cribbing and find a good joke 😉
//stop cribbing and find a good joke//
ya.. i found u 🙂
From….”The Autobiography of A Good Joke.”
“…The diamond is precious from its scarcity, and, for the same reason, a new thought is beyond all price.
On rare occasions some commanding genius astonishes the world by a new joke ; but this is an event,-the event of the year in which the grand thing is uttered…”
I may be the odd one out but I actually found the joke funny.I normally check your blog as soon as I switch on the computer, because there is always something to make me smile.Thanks for all the smiles.
thanks pr3na…
i too found it amusing… and it made think that actually this could happen to me….