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having a baby

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”She said, “He
sure is.

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes.

It’s a real good baby.”With an even more surprised and shocked look,

he asked… “Then why did you eat him?”

6 replies on “having a baby”

Our suspicions of Gaddafi’s clmias about the death of his son and grand children are further strengthened by:1- It was claimed that 3 children (Hanibal’s, Muhammed’s, and Aisha’s) were also killed in the attack. Last night, however, Libyan tv showed what appeared to be two adult corpses and only 1 child corpse. All were fully shrouded so no one could make any positive identification.2- It is highly unlikely that all the Gaddafi families were in the same place at the same time given the situation in Libya. It is not exactly party or picnic time in Tripoli for them!3- The 2 adults corpses shown on Libya tv last night were extremely swollen indicating that these have been dead for some time much longer than the 24 hours since the attack in question. Thus, even if one of the corpses was Saif’s he could have been killed some time ago in a completely different incident.4- During today’s funeral, I was only able to notice one coffin (claimed to be that of Saif Alarab). What happened to the others?5- In 1986 Gaddafi produced a similar claim that one of his children (Hana) was killed in the US attack on his house. It turned out to be false and Hana is still alive and is a grownup now.6- The atmosphere of today’s funeral, which was a mix of chaos and bad taste, did not give a feel of real loss or mourning to the ruling dynasty and its supporters.7- As I write these comments, the Libyan tv is showing live coverage of singing and dancing idiots in Bab Alaziziya (Gaddafi’s compound). Again dismissing the likelihood of the claim.

I was not the only customer who felt the pduorce was over-watered. HE told ME that customers tell him vitamins and minerals are washed away with water.That’s what I’ve said to your employees for years. Some literally water it like a yard in summer, talking to customers and not paying attention.He told me to say something. I said I’ve talked to employees, emailed, left notes til I realized NO ONE WILL DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.Water should never be dripping off greens. I’ve set them in my cart and they are still wet when I check out, nearly an hour later.I wonder if the pduorce personnel actually ever eat a salad or use fresh veggies in any capacity?I told him I buy most of my pduorce at the farmer’s markets where the pduorce is out in the fresh air for HOURS and NEVER SPRAYED with WATER.Farmer’s market pduorce lasts for many days longer than the Co-Op’s. I am single, money always tight, and I see no reason why the Co-Op, like other stores, insist on drenching greens!Have you looked at green onions, spinach, beet greens? I won’t buy green onions at the Co-Op cos they should last a week, but usually many of the green part are already wilting.I had to put ALL my greens in various colanders for over an hour at home. I had to wipe my beets with paper towels and set out to dry too. I can’t get as much organic pduorce at my local farmer’s market. So once a week I venture to the Co-Op. I make juices and rather use organic. I just don’t know what to do. I want to support the Co-Op, but what about helping those of us who really want fresh organic veggies to last longer, but can’t because your employees insist on over-watering.So sad, but think how many other customers buy at the outdoor farmer’s markets instead of the Co-Op? You are losing money.Do you care? I do . . .

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