idiots

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers.
The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved, the startled
first bandit shot him.
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The young man from WV came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”

Bubba replied, “Did you see who it was?

“The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”