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Just Don’t Cheat

i call that apt justice
I wonder whether the guy would be more sorry about the fact that his wife found out about his cheating or about what she did to his car

don't cheat

I wonder what other could be a good punishment for a cheating spouse

120 replies on “Just Don’t Cheat”

honestly… it does not take long to discover that the girl is not right for you….
but unfortunately you still stick around… for the simple reason you do not want to be alone.. sounds selfish.. but being alone sucks… its better to be with someone who cares about you (and u don’t) rather than wait to meet someone who is your perfect match

and its hard to say someone … lets be just friends… i am breaking up with u…
i wish there was a secret way to communicating it without actually saying those words

i wish life was that easy…
on one hand people do not want to show the other person the door
and on the other the person continues to stick around with a hope that their fortunes will turn one day..

actually u will be surprised to know how many people stick into marriages and relationships where nobody is happy and there is no future…. u r a lawyer… u would know how many people tolerated their partner and for how long

why?
in a friendship/professional association you just walk out as the dependence is limited.
But in a marriage you have to think about
1) your kids
2) what will society say (in case of an intercaste love marriage divorce is never an option)
3) financial reasons… esp if the spouse has a lot of inheritance or is the bread winner.

its harder to get out of a nuptial bond than any other relationship. result.. u r stuck with someone you do not care about

i thought the discussion was about couples cheating and still sticking together even though they cannot stand each other…

about ur question… tell me how many times in the past one month did u want to say NO, but could not

I thgt the discussion was about one person in a relationship wanting to end it while the other wanting to drag it on even though she/he knows its a dead end.

tell me how many times in the past one month did u want to say NO, but could not //
hmm..say , a couple of times.
Most of the times saying ‘NO’ is easier than saying ‘YES’.

//I thgt the discussion was about one person in a relationship wanting to end it while the other wanting to drag it on even though she/he knows its a dead end.//
yes and that includes marriages also.

//Most of the times saying ‘NO’ is easier than saying ‘YES’.//
and with that u broke the heart of countless guys like me who were dying to propose to u 🙁

yes and that includes marriages also. //
its impossible to hold a marriage intact when one wants to end it desperately.

and with that u broke the heart of countless guys like me who were dying to propose to u //
:))
yaa and pigs can fly !

my god ! u can talk with ur mouth full of rasagollas !

//yaa and pigs can fly !//
don’t they serve bacon as breakfast during your flights?

//my god ! u can talk with ur mouth full of rasagollas !//
ek se mera kya hoga….. it will be like uth ke mooh meigh jeera
(one is not enough for me… it will be like Cumin seeds in a camel’s mouth)

don’t they serve bacon as breakfast during your flights? //
:)) good one !
btw do mummies propose ? 😉

one is not enough for me… it will be like Cumin seeds in a camel’s mouth//
camels can handle …can tigger ? 😉

@sree
//btw do mummies propose ? 😉 //
after u r knocked up ur options r kind of limited… don’t u think?

//camels can handle …can tigger ? 😉 //
ya i remember u told me tigger has vowed celibacy

after u r knocked up ur options r kind of limited… don’t u think? //
why ? I fail to see any relation between the two !

ya i remember u told me tigger has vowed celibacy //
so no more rasagollas ?

@prerna…
come on I think this rage is justified… plus repainting a metallic finish car is very expensive.

@sree…
there are a couple of disadvantages of being a single mom… i wonder why u can’t find any relation…

about rasagollas… i did ran some checks.. they r harmless. infact thats what the doctors should have prescribed me for my sweet tooth.

there are a couple of disadvantages of being a single mom… i wonder why u can’t find any relation… //
oh now I get it.
I think a single mom is better off without that useless filled garbage bag.

about rasagollas… i did ran some checks.. they r harmless. infact thats what the doctors should have prescribed me for my sweet tooth. //
lets hope u stick to these rasagollas…knowing u , next u’d be running to another doc who’d precribe malpuas for ur ailment.

@sree..
I last saw Amit on friday, he has some review coming up so he is busy fabricating the list of things he did over the last 6 months.

//I think a single mom is better off without that useless filled garbage bag.//
come on… you need more than 2 hands to take care of a child… infact it takes a whole village to raise a kid. just yesterday one of my friends pointed the nursery school fees is exorbitant… i doubt if u can afford it with a single salary.

//next u’d be running to another doc who’d precribe malpuas for ur ailment.//
lets ask ram… what does he think what is better for me.. rasagollas or malpuas…

Say Hi to him (Amit) from me .

… i doubt if u can afford it with a single salary.//
yaa and the second salary wld not be enough to buy these paint sprays.

.. rasagollas or malpuas… //
or both 😉

//Say Hi to him (Amit) from me .//
i will 🙂

//yaa and the second salary wld not be enough to buy these paint sprays.//
u know u can hit, beat or burn a guy.. and he will forgive u… but if u mess with his car…. he will kill u.

#.. rasagollas or malpuas… //
or both 😉 #
i wish i was that lucky.. but there is no harm in trying

well what i need is someone who can convince the malpuas and rasagollas that I would be their best connoisseur… u know a guy does not need a doctor to know whats best for him… esp in this matter

… u know a guy does not need a doctor to know whats best for him… esp in this matter //
hey this is ur comment , Ankur.

“lets ask ram… what does he think what is better for me.. rasagollas or malpuas…”

well what i need is someone who can convince the malpuas and rasagollas that I would be their best connoisseur… //
hmm…and what is the remuneration for that ?

if i do not like it… i will relish the rasagulla first and then after some time do the same with malpua… but essentially one has to try new stuffs…. u never know what clicks

=)) u incorrigible thing 😛
a really good one :))

ok lets strike a deal…since its I who choose them first and u choose from them…ur choice is limited.
Now , u choose my bridesmaids…what’s in it for me ? 😉

//a really good one :))//
thank you.

// its I who choose them first and u choose from them…ur choice is limited.//
u clearly have never selected a candidate (for job, or relationship)… 99% of them are a complete waste of time… so by screening the worthy candidates you actually refine my selection process and make my task easier.

aahh..it’s a wise idea , Ankur ! one which only a wise guy can understand.
U see , I hate to look like a teenage bride !

btw..do ppl find their lost faces in counter-attacks ? 😉

u mean to say that brainy guys lose their sense of aesthetics?

//U see , I hate to look like a teenage bride !//
u r a college kid.. its hard not to look like one.

//btw..do ppl find their lost faces in counter-attacks ? 😉 //
only if their foe leaves enough loopholes for them to stage a comeback.

brainy is a relative term. Aesthetics is second nature .
not to be associated.

u r a college kid.. its hard not to look like one.//
even with those little ones around ? 🙁

only if their foe leaves enough loopholes for them to stage a comeback.//
when someone looks for loopholes where there are none , I really wish there is something called ‘contempt of blog’ 😉

//even with those little ones around ? 🙁 //
a man is known by the company he keeps…
with those kids around… we all will tend to think u all r of the same age group.

//when someone looks for loopholes where there are none , I really wish there is something called ‘contempt of blog’ 😉 //
rn’t u corporate lawyers paid to find just those loopholes in iron clad contracts?

a man is known by the company he keeps… //
oh..I never denied the fact that I am all innocent and pure at heart just like those little packages I keep for company 🙂

rn’t u corporate lawyers paid to find just those loopholes in iron clad contracts? //
yaa, but when u create one where there is nothing solid , it may back-fire.

//oh..I never denied the fact that I am all innocent and pure at heart just like those little packages I keep for company 🙂 //
ya ya u r like the pandora’s box.

//yaa, but when u create one where there is nothing solid , it may back-fire. //
why do u care.. anyways u fire from someone else’s shoulder

ya ya u r like the pandora’s box.//
yes…after pandora opened and shut it. So I have the best gift of all..’hope’ 😛

why do u care.. //
to put bread on my table 🙁
no no , I dont like cakes..but u can go to the guillotine 😉

anyways u fire from someone else’s shoulder //
do I thank Prax for this ?

@ruhi..
i wish u never get a chance to try this.

@sree…
ya the hope that someday things will be better. and hope that u will be more tolerable…

//to put bread on my table 🙁 //
i thought u were not getting paid.

//do I thank Prax for this ?//
he might lend u his shoulder for ur last ride… but to fire a gun… i doubt

@ruhi
if ever one is faced with this situation, I think the spray should be used on the guy’s face.

and hope that u will be more tolerable… //
the hope may work for making u more patient

i thought u were not getting paid.//
ok ok..my future supply of bread.

he might lend u his shoulder for ur last ride… //
I thgt u’d be first in the queue grrrrr…

//if ever one is faced with this situation, I think the spray should be used on the guy’s face.//
guys love face painting… they sometimes pay for it too.

//I thgt u’d be first in the queue grrrrr…//
ya but we still needed 3 more.. and convincing someone for lifting u is not a easy task.

guys love face painting… they sometimes pay for it too.//
that’s probably becos they cant see their faces themselves 😉

.. and convincing someone for lifting u is not a easy task.//
I’d love to see ur face when I wake up at the destination and say “oh I loved the ride ” :))

they are.. thats why they r collecting firewood to end ur misery //
real friends indeed ! putting an end to my misery ?
wow…
So , now tell me what’s ur final wish ? 😉

@ sree, the spray will go away! I prefer using acid 😛 But believe me, before you break off, spoil something very dear to that horrible guy- which will most probably be either his car or video game or some other tech gadget like his laptop/computer etc.

//the spray will go away! I prefer using acid 😛 //
i thought woman were victims of acid.. never knew they used it too.

//But believe me, before you break off, spoil something very dear to that horrible guy- which will most probably be either his car or video game //
my god, u r really experienced. what did u break the last time?

ahaa Ruhi , thank u for that great piece of advice.
acid would work great I guess.
as for things…I am thinking more in lines of taking everything and throwing the guy out penniless , a pauper 😉
wont that serve him right ?

@Ankur,

[my god, u r really experienced. what did u break the last time?]

Only the guy’s heart 😛 I dumped him.

@Sree,

[as for things…I am thinking more in lines of taking everything and throwing the guy out penniless , a pauper
wont that serve him right ?]

sure it would 😉 Soak it up while you still can…haha. Milk them well!

and if u gals somehow manage to lay ur hands on his credit card… looks like he is going to work his ass for the next year or 2… just clearing his dues.

oh yeah, Ruhi…do u know why barbie dolls are more expensive than Ken ?
She gets to keep the house , cars , computer , jacuzzi and all the bank balance as alimony 😉

Ankur…I wld’nt say 2 yrs…it’d more like he shd never ever be able to afford taking a girl out again !

@nitin…
care to join us for a meal?

@sree..
girls need a reason for an outbreak???? i thought they get upset first and then they try to find a reason to justify it

oh yeah…there are some guys whose very presence can make a girl feel upset …she just cant put her finger on what it is !

@Nitin
the dish is called ‘Ankur rotisserie’ 🙂

hmmm .

I wud certainly like to join the meal..
But pls tell me the ingredients you are using…I think u guys are making up “KHICHDI”.. 🙂

@sree …I wud like the dish..if i get a bheja fry of your’s.

Prime ribs marinated in the art of ragging ,sauteed in a bed of arrogance ,lightly tossed with some kindess and generously sprinkled with a sense of humor .Simmered to a perfect blend.

like it ?

btw..what is bheja fry ? I know its a movie..but nothing more.

u r a classic problem….
if i burn u… the carbon footprint will increase….
if i dump u in the sea… the water will be polluted
if i bury u.. the landfill guys will protest for i will be polluting the ground…

so i guess why not feed the zoo

do u have something better in mind?

u r a classic problem….//
I am classic . period !

why not dump the live me at Venice 😉
solves everything !

@Nitin
am always too late to comment //
not to worry ! the dish is available aplenty 🙂

//why not dump the live me at Venice 😉
solves everything !//
no and for 2 reasons….
1) u r no lobster that u have to be dumped live in the boiling pot
2) venice is not boiling

@nitin
//not to worry ! the dish is available aplenty 🙂 //
thats because even the animals in the zoo r not finding it edible

precisely !
1. I am no lobster..so no need for boiling.
2. Venice is not boiling….dump me there 🙂
QED

@Nitin
thats because even the animals in the zoo r not finding it edible //
dont take his word for it….he is just humble !

//dont take his word for it….he is just humble !//
exactly… i was very humble .. that is why i just warned him.. i did not tell that there is an outbreak of Salmonella because the bheja was not boiled properly

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