A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So is the rest of the
house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:
Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.
He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table, eating. The man asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door.”
Confused, the man asks, “So why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,
“LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I’M MARRIED!”
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Awww…So sweet π
i wonder why a guy needs to be drunk before he can express his true feelings.
BTW pragati… nice avtar image π
[i wonder why a guy needs to be drunk before he can express his true feelings.]
And you (a guy) are asking this? Hope you don’t have to get that drunk.
[BTW pragati⦠nice avtar image :)]
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//Hope you donβt have to get that drunk.//
sadly ya π but i guess thats because alcohol is a social lubricant.
Hey Ankur….
I am reminded of ur ‘..just two sweet words..and…’ theory .
I like this one π
“two sweet words and women fall for it hook line and sinker …
never failed me even once ” π
i had almost forgotten about it… thanks for reminding π
Sree u r so sweet and kind π
naaah….not sweet enough π
I read this one this before .. but good for collection
awesome joke !!!
Something about ankur and alcohol being a social lubricant brings intresting memories π
Hi Sandip π
care to share ? π