Men Bashing

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
“What men know about women.”

What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

What is a man’s idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to “Instruction Manual.”

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