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Mommy Test !!

plagiarism continues:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked something up off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been,it’s dirty and it probably has germs”, I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test.

You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So, if you don’t pass the test, you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly”, I replied back, with a big smile on my face.

67 replies on “Mommy Test !!”

haha…bang on:) Okie here are the puns and sorry for the long post in advance:) Read and njoy – btw have knocked off the REALLY terrible ones!

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>Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting
>a rest.
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>Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s
>all right now.
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>When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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>The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
>at large.
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>Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
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>We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
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>When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
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>If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
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>What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway)
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>A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
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>A backward poet writes inverse.
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>In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your
>Count that votes.
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>A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
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>If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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>With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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>Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat
>miner.
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>When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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>The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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>A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum
>Blownapart.
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>You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
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>He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
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>A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
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>When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
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>When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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>Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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>Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
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>Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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that is one big problem in being a celebrity /public figure… there will be too many people watching u…
everybody will try to ape ur move, and try to interpret the meaning of each and every move u make….

remember ash-abhishek’s wedding?

u cannot have the cake and eat it too. πŸ™‚

as charles (prince) said ‘why shd i feel sorry for being a celebrity’..I enjoy the attention.
and as for //β€œTherapeutic anonymity”. of the online life// ..I dont need therapy..just anonymity πŸ˜›

thats what I am saying…. u want the flexibility of being an normal homely girl and a much sort after celebrity…
ohh that link is a very serious analysis about the origin of that term.

touche πŸ™‚
Actually I try not to expose myself to garbage… so that includes all News and Hindi Soaps channels, Times of India all most other places where ur are most likely to make headlines.

nehow have u watched “u got mail”…. i wonder how things would be if such a thing happens in reality?

//all most other places where ur are most likely to make headlines.//
Dont be so sure , Pegasus…life has some interesting twists and turns πŸ™‚

“u’ve got mail” ..I have a vague idea..please enlighten me πŸ™‚

//life has some interesting twists and turns :)//
yups and that is what makes it so interesting.

//β€œu’ve got mail”//
Its a Meg Ryan Movie…. and like all her other movies, one of my favorites. The story is about a girl who has a very close online friend, but has no idea who he is in rea life… infact she hates him to the core for driving her out of business.

//yups and that is what makes it so interesting//
exactly πŸ™‚

//i wonder how things would be if such a thing happens in reality?//

Dont know how the movie ends .
But I guess one shd have an open mind.
Que sera sera…. πŸ™‚

//Dont know how the movie ends .//
its a romantic feel good movie… so ofcourse they patch up and live happily every after…. (till a lawyer does them apart πŸ˜‰

//But I guess one shd have an open mind.//
//Que sera sera…. //
thats a new and a wonderful phrase..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatever_Will_Be,_Will_Be_(Que_Sera,_Sera)
added to my dictionary…

but I still believe a man likes to be feel that he is in control of his destiny and guiding it to the destination.

//(till a lawyer does them apart //
lol.. u have COD πŸ˜› :))

//thats a new and a wonderful phrase..//
Thanks πŸ™‚

//but I still believe a man likes to be feel that he is in control of his destiny and guiding it to the destination//

Then dont think abt the movie once u leave the theater πŸ˜› :))

//so the stay was comfortable and a refreshing change.//

oh..so glad to hear that πŸ™‚
The surface-lings enjoyed the absence too :))

As for the moles its a case of the frying pan or the fire πŸ˜› =))

//But are’nt these chores stepping stones to dam building someday ?//
ya, but it is the masters who will take all the credit for building the taj mahal
while the engineers will have their thumbs chopped off.

i thought the link says… how an engineer jumps from one company to another.. just to end up in an abyss.
he, like your little moles are doomed.. no matter how hard they work, they will end up in obscurity.

//If this does’nt work , what will?//
jai jawan, jai kisan, jai vigyan.

//If one’s absence is not felt or feared , then one shd not complain.//
i never heard the moles complaining.. they are happy and contented with their nice cosy lifestyle… they are the masters of the entire underworld…

nehow… i do not know where we are going with this discussion… do u have a clue?

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