Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1. Try Saying:
I think you could do with more training
You don’t have a f***ing clue, do you?
2. Try Saying:
She’s an aggressive go-getter.
She’s a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3. Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4. Try Saying:
I’m certain that isn’t feasible
F*** off a*se-hole
5. Try Saying:
Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6. Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with…
Tell someone who gives a f***.
7. Try Saying:
I wasn’t involved in the project.
Not my f***ing problem.
8. Try Saying:
What the f***?
9. Try Saying:
I’m not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale.
No f***ing chance mate.
10. Try Saying:
It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in
Why the f*** didn’t you tell me that yesterday?
11. Try Saying:
He’s not familiar with the issues
He’s got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12. Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Oi, f*** face.
13. Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going
to be at home anyway
Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
3 replies on “office mannerism”
i loved the 12th one 😀
infact i love’em all 😛
he he he…guess what today my boss got changed so now i will use all the second option…i m on top of world… at least 6 month of peace
wow finally u got rid of him… i wonder how u managed that?