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Why did God make man before he made woman? Because He didn’t want anyone telling him how!

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A businessman returned to his parked car to find the headlights broken and the front end smashed. Stuck under the windshield wiper was a note which read, “I just backed into your car. The people who saw me do it are nodding in approval because they think I’m writing down my name and insurance carrier. But I’m not!”

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