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ordering a drink

Two blokes entered the pub for a drink, called the proprietor over, and asked him to settle an argument. “So, are there two pints in a quart or four?” they asked him.
“Two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor. They moved to a table and when the barmaid asked for their order, told her, “Two pints, please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy ’em for us.”
The barmaid doubted them and told them so. “My boss? That would be a first for that tightwad!”
One bloke called out to the proprietor across the room, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back. “Two pints!”

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