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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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The difference between male and female friendship: A woman stayed out all night and the next day told her husband that she slept over at a friend’s house. He called his wife’s ten best friends and not one of them knew a thing about it. On the other hand, a man stayed out all night and the next day told his wife that he slept over at a friend’s house. She called her husband’s ten best friends and eight of them verified that he really did sleep over at their house while the other two claimed he was still there!

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