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Sad fact

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

The firearms death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation’s Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C.
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what do a lawyer and sperm have in common ?
A one in a three million chance of becoming a human being !

19 replies on “Sad fact”

Your first ‘joke’ reminds me of the Virginia Tech. incident that happened here in April. I was in utter shock for about a week. The firearms death rate is very high here unfortunately and I don’t know why stricter rules aren’t being imposed. Guns are sold here very freely. You should watch “Bowling for Columbine”.

Second joke: Very funny! 😡

sree
u might have read it but will be happy to know
in a significant ruling, the Supreme Court has held that a rapist cannot claim innocence merely because the medical report did not disclose any physical injuries on the victims.

Prax
Thanks for sharing the info.

This applies when the victim has stated , at the time of lodging the complaint ,that she was forced by the accused using threat or other means and she had not protested physically .
When the FIR states that the women had complained of physical protests and sufficient struggling , then absence of injuries raises a kosten.

@ Amit
Well , there is only one similarity I can think of !
99.99 % are the products of good for nothing sources.
Its their own struggle that makes them successful 😉

@ Ankur
A one in a three million chance of becoming a human being ! //
make that three million X 2 !

yes ,Ankur..those are also instances where absence of physical injury will not rule out the possibility of rape.
But again, the statement (sequence) of the victim is very important.

//make that three million X 2 !//
thanks for correcting 🙂 how could i forget 50% of the offspring are reduced to better halves while only the chosen 50% get the opportunity of turning into human beings 🙂
btw lady 2 factorial (2!) is 2.

I’m quite sure I read that the first statistics regarding Washington, DC & Iraq was faulty, but can’t find the link anymore. Besides, many of the deaths in Iraq are probably caused by IEDs and not firearms.

-Amit

Hey Ankur..

offspring are reduced to better halves while only the chosen 50% get the opportunity of turning into human beings //

This calls for a celebration 🙂
A first ! ahaaa you agree with me 😛

2! is 2 ok
also 1! is 1
some brainwave told me that 0! is also 1 😉
so what ?

Actually the crime rate in india is very low… esp if u consider the ones which are reported… and divide it with a billion population. so i doubt if we can reach the same outcome…..

for the iraq we could draw the same conclusion… because US lost hardly any soldiers… during the war they were so bored that the Americans started shooting each other (1/3 of the initial casualties were due to friendly fire)

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