A gorgeous young schoolteacher ran a red light and got caught by a ticket camera. She went to the traffic court judge’s chambers to request special attention since she was supposed to be teaching her class.
The judge looked over her beautiful body and said, “You know, I’ve always had a fantasy about schoolteachers.”
Her ticket, her fine, her increased insurance rates flashed through her mind. As she sat on the edge of his desk, she said, “Why, judge. Is there anything I can do about it?”
The judge grinned. “You sure can. Sit down at that table over there and write ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times!”
street, Bengaluru South, Karnataka, India
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Hey, thats really funny…I really think , dont teachers have pity on small kids make them write certain things 500 times…
In b/w , thanks for leaving ur wonderful thought on my blog..
Take care…
oh..how she deserves it >:)
Was that you writing 500 times:))
ya my school teachers were sadists
hawt female school teachers….
aaah man i miss school 😉
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@ammar….
go and teach in one…. illiteracy is a problem in your country as well as mine. 🙂
/ya my school teachers were sadists //
mine were worse…..they made me study :((
oh! now you have reminded me of my beautiful teacher…that judge is a fool…hehehe!
@sree..
why complain….
i thought u were a bookworm… or were u a silverfish?
@kamal..
i do not know why, but all guys (including myself) have had a crush on their teachers….
but i still feel that judge enforced a just punishment.
always been a glow worm 😉
oh so nowadays that is what they call a hazardous radioactive waste?
ignore that ! its the knee-jerk reaction of the chicken_hearted 😛
for the quest of a perfect figure, these girls starve themselves to death… and then the whole world looks like chickens, ice-creams…..
yes u r right…. i need to ignore these remarks of a famished cannibal.
//hazardous radioactive waste//
I am not sure..has it been changed ?
ya, i guess… the silverfish tried to mutate itself to a glow-worm.. but was reduced to it
//ya, i guess//
why am i disappointed 🙁
//.. but was reduced to it//
the blow wld have been less forceful if it
was done fairly 🙁
//why am i disappointed :(//
now u r depressing me 🙁 should i restore it?
//the blow wld have been less forceful if it
was done fairly :(//
ya cosmetic surgery is a risk… 🙁 nehow i am sure u must have taken an appointment for a redo
//now u r depressing me should i restore it?//
nope…got what i want.
//nehow i am sure u must have taken an appointment for a redo//
this time I’ll make sure its not a quack 😛
i was just seeing the portrait which kamal made… i think u r doing just fine
oh what did u see ?
silverfish or glow-worm ?
a lady
wow… :))
thanks to kamal..
(and a mellow u 😉 )
my machines die on me every other week…. so i am feeling some compassion for u… why r u hell bend in testing its limits?
oh that one thing we have in common :))
we push things to its limits :))
me the machine……u the user :))
@pegasus
thnx but no thnx …. il date one 😛 instead
SAMAAJ SEWAA is not ma department, flirting is.
badway ive noticed u have removed ma url frm ur blogroll list any particular reason ??
@amar…
good luck with that one…. just make sure u reduce ur risk by investing in multiple portfolios.
i tried some crazy setting and all the wordpress urls disapeared…. i am readding them one by one.
‘reducing the risk by investing in multiple portfolios….’
then endup with no job at all? Lol 😉
@kamal….
whats the motive of life? to work or to have fun?
Ofcourse the motive is to have fun…but work is needed, so that you can afford more fun moments.
sorry to talk out of turn..
kamal…..
http://img458.imageshack.us/img458
not opening 🙁
(Pegasus….thanks for the space 😛 )
@kamal…
never heard of the saying….
Its not your fault if your father is poor, but it definitely your fault if your father-in-law is poor 😉
Lol…yes!i have heard that ;)but what about a thing called self respect:)
money brings respect
and beggars can’t be choosers
@sree…
welcome to E-Nagar messaging services pvt ltd.
@Pegasus…
how secure is it 😉
@Sree…i guess you missed the .jpg in the end
http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/953/scan00151ns.jpg
its faster and more reliable than the indian postal service.
@kamal…will try again …thanks
@pegasus..
that’s not much 😛
@kamal….
you gave her the wrong link
http://snappped.blogspot.com/2006/04/monkeys-at-matheran_114556365997988213.html
Pegasus…..I wanted Kamal’s sketch of a traditionally dressed South Indian woman…
not of ‘Euippe’ ‘s…..
=)) =)) =))
but..man….what a pair :))))
what is a “Euppie”?
and which pair r u talking about?
correction…who is Euppie ?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus
boy!..u r in trouble =))
//boy!..u r in trouble =))//
ur threats have started looking like rants
spoil sport… 😛
now what did i do??
so u dont know….
u know u sound just like that girl… often, one day all a sudden she would be all angry with me and when I asked her “now what did I do?”,
she would say “so you don’t know…” and more red hot anger….
and in my quest to ask her wheather this was the reason what pissed her off…. I would give her 3 new reasons.
so lady me no guessing this time.
:)) that was a good one Pegasus..
well..never liked stereotypes…
I was referring to u attacking the comment if u dont like the content 😛
i had warned you… this E-Nagar messengering services are not very secure…. anybody can eavesdrop.
looks like u r the one with a problem 😉
seriously
who is Euppie… is it a tam for a monkey…
dont know if its monkey in any language.
but..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus says..
“In his later life, Pegasus took a mate, Euippe (or Ocyrrhoe), and had two children Celeris and Melanippe. This family is the origin of the winged horses.”
when did that happen???
i must be stone drunk then…. so now i have 2 more kids that i know nothing about…..
i wonder if after paying for their education et. al. any grass would be left for me to graze 🙁
cheer up , Pegasus it says ‘later life’ so u wont need a great meadow …..
:))
ya.. and that is even more depressing…
with no grass to eat/smoke…. it will be like being imprisoned in a rehab.
//it will be like being imprisoned in a rehab.//
something for the poor patient 🙂
Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning
like it ?
:)) i think u r a collector of all things useless and jokes. 🙂
it definitely made my day 🙂
have u ever tried weed?
//i think u r a collector of all things useless //
for a minute i took it personally 😛
sorry I forgot u are in rehab .. =))
//it definitely made my day //
I am happy 🙂
//have u ever tried weed?//
hey I will tell u abt the only weed I have dealt with
know what Pegasus…we had a very strange punishment for kids who come late to school….
(and since my friend and I go togehter , we have each other for company…)
we were asked to weed the school grounds…ours was a few acres…and we’d choose a nice green spot…
and we used to weed weed and weed all while chatting singing and sharing jokes …..looking at our joy , the teachers wld then give us the real punishment of sending us to class 🙁
and my weed story came to an end 🙁
:))
//sorry I forgot u are in rehab .. =))//
ya its been hard… i am all shaky today.
//hey I will tell u abt the only weed I have dealt with//
why did i expect that this line would be followed with a story of corporal punishment with a reed?
some teachers have a problem with smiling kids. 🙂 but good it was a happy story
//some teachers have a problem with smiling kids. //
they are scared that they’d lose control of the kids 🙁
//but good it was a happy story //
Alls well that ends well 🙂
//they are scared that they’d lose control of the kids :(//
so that makes them quite like our parents.
then why is that , teachers are easier to handle ?
maybe because they believed in u… atleast mine did 🙂 but i really do not know
I can’t dispute a statement like that , can I 😉
there was never a debate… and so there is no dispute… hence no need to appoint an arbitrator. 🙂
2 sweet words and the monkey is out of business.
exactly my sentiments, Pegasus 🙂
2 sweet words between the cats and the monkey wld be out of business….
and the guardians of ‘ethics and moral standards in business’ need not curse the poor monkey 😛
ya very often instead of attacking the problem, we waste the time in regulating the monkey’s trade….
Trades and businesses have a way of regulating themselves when faced with good competition
@sree… u speak like a seasoned economist. 🙂
yeah..Adam Smith is my guru 😛
Ouch! Me’s a teacher :(( not one soul has nice things 2 say about us :((
@sangeeta…
on this mother’s day all I can say is…
a mother takes care of 1-2 kids, but a school teacher takes care of hundreds of them….
Sangeetha….
I love all my teachers 🙂
I had to give a speech in the US comparing India and US ,
and the one thing I said is “You have mother’s day , father’s day etc..why is
that u dont have a teacher’s day ? But for them ,I wld’nt be here giving this speech” .
But I think the bond we had with teachers when I was in School is not
seen now as teachers change frequently.
hmm…that’s cos they dont really get paid..treated well enuff 2 want 2 stay..which is really a sad state of affairs. Thanks Sree, Pegasus.. 🙂
//treated well enuff 2 want 2 stay//
I agree anybody can go nuts when locked in a room filled with crying toddlers.
But the pay is satisfaction and respect… plus tell me one other full time profession where u get month long summer breaks, so many vacations plus u do not work after lunch?
Sangeetha..
I dont know if its the pay…
I think those days ppl who came to teach had a passion
for that job and chose it.
These days its a stop gap arrangement to get another job.
//These days its a stop gap arrangement to get another job.//
i won’t say that….
I personally know a guy Mr Bansal of Kota Rajasthan, who is in a wheelchair, has no exceptional degree, very humble background… yet he earns 10s of crore of Rupees each year through high school tuitions.
and there would be thousands of others who make a more than decent living through it.
Then in my college a lot of the faculty members earned more than 1cr each year through consultations.
so if u r passionate, and good at whatever u do.. sky is the limit
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