When you get a tension headache, do exactly what it says on the aspirin bottle:
“Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce.
But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
– Richard Jeni

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