smart kid

“Mom, can I have twenty dollars?” asked Little Johnny.
“Certainly not!” “Would you give me twenty bucks if I told you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop this afternoon?” Mom’s ears perked up. She found her purse and pulled out a twenty. “Well? What did he say?”
Little Johnny replied, “He said, ‘Hey, Marie, be sure you wash my socks tomorrow!’ “