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A social psychologist and a social worker were having dinner, served family style. The entrĂ©e was fish but the serving platter contained one larger piece of fish and one smaller piece. Each said politely, “Choose first.”
“No, you choose first.”
After a while, the psychologist said, “All right, I’ll go first.” and took the larger piece.
The social worker asked, “Why did you take the big piece? That’s impolite!”
The social psychologist replied, “Which piece would you have taken?”
“Why, I would have taken the small piece, of course.”
“Well, that’s what you have!”
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