A social psychologist and a social worker were having dinner, served family style. The entrée was fish but the serving platter contained one larger piece of fish and one smaller piece. Each said politely, “Choose first.”
“No, you choose first.”
After a while, the psychologist said, “All right, I’ll go first.” and took the larger piece.
The social worker asked, “Why did you take the big piece? That’s impolite!”
The social psychologist replied, “Which piece would you have taken?”
“Why, I would have taken the small piece, of course.”
“Well, that’s what you have!”
When a man marries his mistress, he immediately creates a vacancy.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.