The Perfect Model Husband

There was this professor at this university giving a lecture one time.
After the lecture, the professor and some friends had gathered. They were talking and had some refreshments. This one lady said, “I have the most perfect model husband.”

Later that night, the professor looks up in the dictionary the word “model”. It said, “Cheap imitation of the real thing.”

As the radical feminist stood on the bus, a man beside her started to stand up. She angrily thought, “Another pig retaining the customs of patriarchal society by offering a poor defenseless woman his seat!” and shoved him back down.
A few seconds later he rose again, but again she refused to let him stand.
As he tried to stand for the third time, he meekly said, “Lady, would you please let me stand up? I’m already a mile past my stop!”

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