1.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2.If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
3.People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
4.You should not confuse your career with your life.
5.Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
6.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
7.You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
8.You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
9.There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
10.The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
6 replies on “Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry”
I love when people utter simple and worldly truths. 🙂
7. The daylight savings time is observed to reduce the electricity consumption and to make most of the sunlight available!!
😀 wow! this guy is amazing..I loved no.1 :))..
What’s wrong with my driving?
Amit Arora IS AN IDIOT
dude… any special reason for such swearing?