useful Acronyms

PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

ISDN:It Still Does Nothing

APPLE:Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI:System Can’t See It

DOS:Defective Operating System

BASIC:Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM:I Blame Microsoft

DEC:Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM:Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2:Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW:World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH:Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM:Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of

COBOL:Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA:A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP:Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS:Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO:Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT:Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)
Fools (&) Teenagers.

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