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wacky quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

– Robert Frost

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Customer Service Operator: “Hello. How may I help you?” Blonde: “Yes, I need Jack’s telephone number?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Who are you talking about?” Blonde: “Your User Guide clearly states on section 17, page 5, that I need to unplug my fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, what’s Jack’s phone number?”

2 replies on “wacky quotes”

Thanks man, That was the first comment on my blog. These kind of appreciation is wat makes me happy and getz me going dude. Do send me some suggestions to improvise the blog. And don’t 4get to fwd any job opening to my group or my id. I shall be updating the same on my blog. Itz the people in the network who help me build the blog. So all credit goes to them aswell.

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