The newlyweds were ready for bed when the new husband said, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?”
She opened her robe and revealed her naked body.
He said, “You are so beautiful. May I take a picture?”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because I love you so much I want to keep your picture next to my heart!”
She allowed him to take a picture but then said, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body, too. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?”
He agreed and showed her his naked body. She asked, “May I take a picture too?”
“Why?”
“Because I want to get it enlarged!”
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