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Why Men are happy

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

– Forwarded by Ruhi

17 replies on “Why Men are happy”

your comment prompted me to read about Methyl Methacrylate or MMA and various other toxic chemicals used during Manicure.
my question: why would you gals poison yourself when you clearly know that pretty nails is not a turn on for almost all of the guys.

also now with the lead laced lipsticks and the toxic chemicals used in cosmetics and esp in manicures is it safe to touch these creatures?…. or should i take them to a shower and clean them before i initiate any contact.

I never get a manicure done. There are many ways of getting it done. I think MMA is a component of any nail polish remover. Nail polish itself should be ‘poison’ then. But women do use it. ( I never do).

[why would you gals poison yourself when you clearly know that pretty nails is not a turn on for almost all of the guys.]

Girls don’t do everything to just turn on guys. If it makes them look pretty and nice, then they’ll do it.

[is it safe to touch these creatures?โ€ฆ. ]

Aren’t you a creature too?

Didn’t you edit this comment? I think it read something like “if a girl is feeding me food” or something along those lines…

If a woman is feeding you with her hand, then where does the lipstick come into the picture? ๐Ÿ˜

[or should i take them to a shower and clean them before i initiate any contact.]

In a coffee shop or a restaurant, would that be possible?

Guys do even more disgusting things. You don’t want me to name them, surely?

my god you just got flared up ๐Ÿ™ u do realize this is a humor post.

//I think MMA is a component of any nail polish remover. Nail polish itself should be โ€˜poisonโ€™ then. But women do use it. ( I never do).//
exactly.. thats my question.

//Arenโ€™t you a creature too?//
we r uncultured beasts who can never understand the ways of life. and i never deny that.

//Didnโ€™t you edit this comment?//
i sometimes edit my comment, but i have never edited someone else’s comment.

//Girls donโ€™t do everything to just turn on guys. If it makes them look pretty and nice, then theyโ€™ll do it.//
so you poison yourself so that others admire and ogle you…. thats like selling the soul.

//where does the lipstick come into the picture?//
i remember you had once posted a tutorial about kisses…

//In a coffee shop or a restaurant, would that be possible?//
so any ideas of how can i limit my exposure to the pathogens and toxins

Arre I didn’t get flared up ๐Ÿ™‚ Sorry if I sounded like that. It’s difficult expressing your mood online.

[i sometimes edit my comment, but i have never edited someone elseโ€™s comment.]

Agree; but you mentioned something about a restaurant right? Heh. Or did my eyes play tricks on me?

[so you poison yourself so that others admire and ogle youโ€ฆ. thats like selling the soul.]

No- poison yourself to look pretty. It’s not necessary that we do it to get admired ๐Ÿ™‚

[i remember you had once posted a tutorial about kissesโ€ฆ ]

Now don’t turn the tables on me! Btw, did it help? ๐Ÿ˜‰

[so any ideas of how can i limit my exposure to the pathogens and toxins]

Stay away from women ๐Ÿ˜‰

//but you mentioned something about a restaurant right? Heh. Or did my eyes play tricks on me?//
i did, but then i thought it was too verbose… plus not everybody is interested in such a detailed description.

//No- poison yourself to look pretty. Itโ€™s not necessary that we do it to get admired :)//
height to narcissism.

//Btw, did it help? ๐Ÿ˜‰ //
i thought it helped, but i realized that it just made me more conscious… ๐Ÿ™ i guess sometimes its best to go with the flow.

//Stay away from women ๐Ÿ˜‰ //
biologically that would be a torture ๐Ÿ™ we guys are exposed to occupational hazards, have a stressful day at work… and then face verbal abuse at home…. and now these toxins… ๐Ÿ™ no wonder guys have a short lifespan

[height to narcissism.]

Oh come on! So you never dress up (whatever that is, like putting cologne, wearing a nice shirt etc.) to just feel good?

[i thought it helped, but i realized that it just made me more consciousโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™ i guess sometimes its best to go with the flow.]

Agree! ๐Ÿ™‚ I can post more videos if it’ll help…haha.

[we guys are exposed to occupational hazards, have a stressful day at workโ€ฆ and then face verbal abuse at homeโ€ฆ. and now these toxinsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™ no wonder guys have a short lifespan]

We have a stressful day too…working. Verbal abuse? Now don’t get me started on that. It will become a gender war.

//putting cologne, wearing a nice shirt etc.//
ya but they do not harm me or my health.

//Agree! ๐Ÿ™‚ I can post more videos if itโ€™ll helpโ€ฆhaha.//
have mercy.. the guy is already on a long dry run ๐Ÿ™ don’t remind him of the things he is missing.

//We have a stressful day tooโ€ฆ//
i totally understand. a hairdo or a trip to mall can be tiring ๐Ÿ™

// It will become a gender war.//
and like all wars, its the guys who will perish ๐Ÿ™

[i totally understand. a hairdo or a trip to mall can be tiring ]

What BS! You’re talking about those future home makers! ๐Ÿ˜›

I wish that the guys perish ๐Ÿ™‚ The world will be a happy place to live in.

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