Ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
– W. Somerset Maugham
It said, “Insert disk #3” but only two will fit!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
– Henry Ford
In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
“Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.”
– Trey Parker and Matt Stone