Humor Quotes


Miss Wormwood:”What state do you live in?”
Calvin :”Denial.”

i work for money. if you want loyalty get a dog
That is the difference between me and the rest of the world… Happiness is not enough for me..I demand EUPHORIA.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

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